February 2012
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I just strolled into the dish washer. I was just walking and the dish washer door was open… I wasn’t paying attention because I was reading at the same time so I banged my leg on it.
Two bruises in one go.
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
lessiarty:
if i could transfer the intensity of my feelings about fictional characters to important things i would be the most successful person i know
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So I was watching Jeoporady and they a “recent movies” category… guess who got every single question right.
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IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT...
teacupsandcyanide:
wibblywobblywatson:
faewithoutconsequence:
murphylovesklaine:
biggest-hunger-games-fans:
INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS
“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”
“Bitch, did you just disrespect my ship? I WILL CUT YOU”
#… Omg. The sherlock fandom #we’d break out of prison
“Hey. You. Hey, you.” A...
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Yogurtland celebrates with free fro-yo
With a frozen yogurt shop on almost every corner, the creamy sweet treat has practically become its own food group — well, at least for Angelenos. So it makes sense (to marketers, anyway) to have a day devoted to the stuff.
Today marks the first National Frozen Yogurt Day. To celebrate, Yogurtland — the popular chain that lets patrons build their own creations — is offering...
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I just looked at my homework for the first time
what is this foreign language
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“There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are...”
– Lemony Snickett (via unpenne)
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